Category: Bad Lawyers
State Witness: “No evidence to contradict George Zimmerman’s statement”
| April 20, 2012 | Posted by JerriCook under Bad Lawyers, Criminal Procedure, Media, Political Correctness |
Talk about burying the lead. CBS and the other ‘news’ outlets are reporting that a Florida judge granted bail for George Zimmerman, the neighborhood volunteer who was forced to defend himself against a brutal attack. Zimmerman has been through Hell for no other reason than a prosecutor with political ambitions decided to bring 2nd degree murder charges against him. Reasonable people have long thought there was no evidence to support such a charge, and now our beliefs are confirmed by none other than the State’s own investigator, Dale Gilbreith. (more…)
Will Governor Scott Walker Betray Conservatives?
| April 17, 2012 | Posted by JerriCook under Bad Lawyers, Nut jobs |
Never mind all the caterwauling from the teachers’ unions. We all know where they stand. They don’t care about integrity, as witnessed by their abject willingness to turn in faked doctor’s excuses so they could throw a tantrum at the capitol rather than do their job. Corruption is what they stand for, and no one expects anything more from them. But some of us still believe in integrity for ourselves and those we elect. The real test of strong character isn’t banging on drums or threatening small business owners who disagree with your point of view. The real test is being willing to root out dishonesty and corruption among those who support you. Such is the test Governor Walker now faces as he considers a replacement appointment for a Lincoln County judge. (more…)
Understanding the Charges Against George Zimmerman
| April 11, 2012 | Posted by JerriCook under Bad Lawyers, Criminal Procedure, Equal Protection, Legal Issues, Nut jobs, Political Correctness |
In a news conference on April 11, 2012, a pandering special prosecutor announced that she and her team of investigators were going to seek ‘justice for Trayvon’ by charging the victim, George Zimmerman, with 2nd degree murder. So, let’s take a look at what that means.
The Elements of 2nd degree murder:
Second degree murder is a homicide (the killing of another human) committed with malice. The issue in this case isn’t whether a homicide occurred. Zimmerman clearly killed Martin, and admits to doing it. Here, we are concerned with the element of malice, which can be proven in four ways:
- Intent to kill
- Intent to commit serious bodily harm
- Reckless disregard for the life of another
- By application of the Felony Murder Rule, if one exists by statute in the State of Florida.
Oppostion Research-Why Defense Lawyers Should Care
| March 4, 2012 | Posted by JerriCook under Bad Lawyers, Criminal Procedure, Fourteenth Amendment, Legal Issues, Media, Nut jobs |
Opposition research (oppo) is the art of defining a challenge. How can you possibly know the scope of any potential adversarial interaction if you don’t know all there is to know about your opponent? Oppo is generally conducted by political consultants and corporate reputation managers who dig into the background of potential political and business adversaries. Opposition researchers also dig into their client’s backgrounds in preparation for high-profile political and corporate activities. It’s the surest way to find out what’s out there about your opponent and yourself, for better or worse.
Criminal defense attorneys are at a distinct disadvantage when they fail to research their legal adversary, the district attorney. District attorneys are not the mere representatives of the State. They are in fact politicians–bought and paid for by tax-exempt political donations. They have political ambitions, and if you think they leave those ambitions at the courthouse door in order to pursue justice—think again. All district attorneys want to further their political careers, and they don’t get elected judge, or even better, attorney general, unless they bring their politics into the courtroom with them. What you don’t know about the district attorney you’re dealing with could cost your client their freedom and you your reputation as a criminal defense attorney. Case in point: State of Wisconsin vs. Christopher A. Wicks (more…)
Why Bad Legal Writing Makes Me Happy
| February 10, 2012 | Posted by JerriCook under Bad Lawyers, Equal Protection, Fourteenth Amendment, Law School, Legal Issues, Raw Milk, Structure |
The Germans have a name for what I felt when I first laid eyes on THE DECISION AND ORDER ON ZINNIKER PLAINTIFF’S CLARIFICATION MOTION. Schadenfreude. It means taking pleasure in another’s misfortunes. In my case, I’m not taking pleasure in Judge Fielder’s denial of the Plaintiff’s motion. But after reading just how poorly the pleadings were written and the issues were argued, I figure if the attorney who wrote them managed to pass law school and a bar exam, there’s no way I can fail. (more…)
Malpractice Wears Prada
| December 7, 2011 | Posted by JerriCook under Bad Lawyers, Law School |

